Gay and Straight

Why can't i be straight and gay? What makes heterosexuality "straight" and homosexuality not straight? This suggests that if I am gay, i am not following the correct path, that i have deviated, that i am a deviant. When someone has been off drugs for some period, they say " i am straight" meaning i am no longer doing that bad stuff. The use of the term "straight" to describe heterosexuality suggests that homosexuality is the bad stuff. Like we need to be put back on the straight path. The straight and narrow, if you will.

I see my path as being just as correct, just as straight, as anyone. If I were to deviate, it would be to sleep with a woman. This is not my path though, so for me to get straight, would mean for me to get back to being with men.

Therefore, i seek to take back being straight. I am a straight man. And i sleep ONLY with other men.

Next time... practicing the homosexual lifestyle. I don't need to practice, it just comes naturally.

TRANSFERRED FROM TAO OF APU, ORIGINALLY POSTED ON MARCH 12, 2005